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"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Urban Expansion

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

Immigrating to the City

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Beware: Safe Area.

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Covid 19 Bar Chart

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Conductor and waterfall

'We're from Manhattan."

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'