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"Wonderful! Here's ten pounds. . . to move to the other end of the street!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

Holiday cottage

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Back to Normal

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Urban Expansion

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf...."

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

"Have you ever worked in a noisy environment, and suffered hearing loss as a result?"

"So this is the lovely view of trees..."

Immigrating to the City

'Wow, the support for legalizing marijuana is really picking up!'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

"I know it saved costs but I still think a flyover would have been better."

"Now, that's what I call a skyscraper!"

Beware: Safe Area.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

'No ipods or ear phones are permitted here, since hell is listening to other people's music.'

'Just wait tillI become Mayor - I'll sort the transport system out.'

Conductor and waterfall

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Covid 19 Bar Chart

'We're from Manhattan."