"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."
Urban Nesters Gifts
Looking for a special gift for your urban nesting friend? Discover thoughtful, creative items that capture the vibrant spirit of city life and make their home truly theirs. Whether it's for a new apartment or a long-time city dweller, these gifts blend warmth and style seamlessly, helping them create a cozy oasis amidst the hustle and bustle.
'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."
Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.
Wifi in Hell
No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"
No Immediate Danger
Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.
"Did you remember to take the trash in?"
A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
Packed like sardines
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Is Driving Doomed?
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7
Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"The dangers of texting while walking #17"
Moving in
Urban Nesters Gifts Collection
Urban Nesters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for urban nesters—perfect for coffee breaks and morning routines that remind them of city life.
Urban Nesters Pillows
Find cozy pillows for the urban dweller—ideal for adding charm and personality to any city apartment or cozy corner.
Urban Nesters Prints
Browse our art prints that celebrate city living—perfect for decorating the walls of any urban nest with creative flair.
Urban Nesters T-Shirts
Discover trendy t-shirts for urban nesters, blending comfort with style to showcase their love for a dynamic city lifestyle.