Urban Nesters Pillows

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

No Immediate Danger

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Moving in

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"