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'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"Higgins, city council, we want to brighten up the city. From tomorrow on please shave, shrine your shoes and wear a tie."

"It's impossible to get any sleep around here after eight o'clock in the morning!"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Do you think those clams we ate were a little off?"

"You know, crime doesn't pay... at least at your level."

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You got much on at the moment?'; 'No, nothing really.' (Naked man)

Cars.

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

"May I recommend the pumpkin seeds to starts?"

"Call a veterinary, chief. I think he's got a kidney infection..."

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

Manhole Warning

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Cook complaining to milkman

Laugh and the World Laughs with You, but Not on the I.R.T.

',,,I'm pretty sure I just saw your new window washer harassing another female tenant,'

"So we're agreed. You get everything south of 59th. We get the rest. Capice?"

Chugger

"It gets a lot of refracted light."

Beggar with a sign that reads 'Need a rare 1905 Buffalo nickel to complete my collection- thanks!'

"Genuine ASBOs for sale."

Plane annoys penthouse apartment.

Sign on sidewalk: 'Please direct your feet to the sunny side of the street...'