Urban Humanitarian Mugs

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

e-shoes

Wifi in Hell

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

No Immediate Danger

Touring Cyclist

Hoodie Hang-out

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I have no thumbs."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"