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"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

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Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Pigeon Little

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

No Immediate Danger

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Touring Cyclist

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I have no thumbs."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Packed like sardines

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."