Urban Gliders Gifts

Speed limits.

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I don't believe in you!"

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Run, Mike, Run!

"It all seems a bit munch of a munchness."

Feathered frenzy

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today.'

"...and ski conditions will be excellent on city streets today."

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

"Bob, this is exactly how gentrification starts.

Pantomime Horse

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

'That is the bike lane...'

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"What the?! They're installing a wind-chime in our tree! I can't stand the things: we have to move!"

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Street Maze.

'I'm from Health & Safety...... I wonder if I might have a word....'

Hot Dog Stand.

This could be your blurb.

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Birds stuck to glue factory roof.

"They're so realistic."

Man on bike

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Boris Bike

"Can we cut across the park and avoid Colony Lane? There are three squirrels in an oak tree I’d like to avoid."

"What town are we in??"