Urban Development Debater T-Shirts

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Eric Adams Caricature

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Building in the countryside

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

'That is the bike lane...'

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."

"There, that's better!"

Charities Fueling Cities

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'Just stop for a minute. Smell that pine scent. Drink in the view. I don't think we could pick a better site for our 'Mega-Mall'!'

"Suddenly, trying to figure out who to blame for our crumbling infrastructure seems pointless..."