Urban Development Debater Gifts

Double Rose Bowl

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Hollywood Sign Developers

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"And then the three bears were slowly forced out of the neighborhood due to major corporations cornering the market—The once cozy cottage is now an Air B&B." "The end."

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

Eric Adams Caricature

Building in the countryside

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

'That is the bike lane...'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

"There, that's better!"

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

Charities Fueling Cities

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

'Well darn it...this isn't right...somebody should have let you know the highway was coming this way.'

"Hey, I'm sure glad we re-opened the downtown mall with this new road."