Housing Debater Gifts

"There, that's better!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

The Democratic Case for Impeaching Trump

More Unequal Than Others

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

Yellow Vests

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

'I guess they forgot to call for us again Martha.'

Quick Fixes for the U.S. Economy

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

'Look at it this way, if you didn't have to pay all that money in tax, you'd go out and spend it anyway.'

"We do not discuss religion or politics in this office. I feel compelled to add to the list 'American Idol'."

World Cop.

"Would you like me to get one our experts to tell you what you think of it."

Mud Slinging

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

James Freeman

"No more stress!"

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

The Elephant in the Corner.

World Economic Forum in Davos 2020

School of Voodoo Economics

Psst, sir. Want an extra kick with your morning coffee? Sure, like more caffeine? Like a little wake-up. Huh? The top 10% of American families get nearly 70% of all income, compared to 1980 when they got a third. I'm talkin' 'bout the income gap! Not bad. Does this come with chocolate syrup.

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

The Global War Against Global Warming