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"We must put this to a rigorous and thorough public consultation that we can then ignore if it disagrees with us."

The Bright Side

Urban sprawl rears it's ugly head in Elmer's bowl.

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

This site acquired for yet another housing development.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Hollywood Sign Developers

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Hoodie Hang-out

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"What's wrong, girl? Trouble? Rachel can't decide which private school to attend?" "Upper West Side Lassie"

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

SF NO

Demonic Repossession.

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Eric Adams Caricature

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"We'll always hate Paris."

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

Building in the countryside

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

We're from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- we've decided to tear down your house and put up a slum.

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Oympics 2028 Los Angeles

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

Charities Fueling Cities