Urban Commuter Satire Prints

"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Honey I'm Home

'I really think you should check your pools, sir.'

King Commute.

Metrocard error messages

Penguin at work with zebra and lion says: 'The commute is killing me.'

"It's amazing how well they adapt to an urban environment."

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Tortoise is snail taxi.

"For your information, this 'stuff' happens to be my husband!"

'Trouble is, I only want to wear them for cycling to work.'

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

'I'll fix you! But Good!'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I was assured that this would be a double decker bus.'

"I get here at 6 a.m. and leave by 3 so I can beat the swarm."

The Privatization of the MTA.

Opera house to support

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"

Covid-19: Mind the Gap

'Hot enough for you?'

Next Train 45 Minutes - 'Now the government is back in charge I'll take it with a pinch of salt.'

A Packed Bus