Urban Cafe Aficionado Prints

"Some fresh-ground soot for your salad, sir?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Back to work...

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"The more coffee I drink, the more these motivational posters make sense."

"Two vegans, please."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

You've Had Enough!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

How About Serving Us For a Change

"Well here's my idea: Why don't we try serving better coffee than them?"

'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"