Urban Beekeeper T-Shirts

Apartment beekeeping.

Bee flying to another flower.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

Bumble Bee

Greenfingers.

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Bees SOS

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Honey Wallah

"Get out of my face!"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"This will sting a bit."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Don't you love these all you can eat buffets?'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Bees v Wasps

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"Think about the honey."

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"Your insurance just called. They don't cover 'having a bad day.'"

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."