Beekeeping T-Shirts

"Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."

"How were the first few sips?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"

Honey Drive.

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

"You've got Hepatitis Bee."

You Are Here.

Bumble Bee

Time is HONEY

Greenfingers.

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

Where bikini wax comes from.

'I'll say he's busy. He has hundreds of frequent flower miles!'

To ensure that all of their citizens are protected against the flu, officials in Syracuse released 100,000 flu-inoculating bees.

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

The End of the Worker Bees

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Stinging Bee

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Sick Bee

'I said we should try PLAN B.'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Beekeeping 101

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Bees to a honey pot

"Oh, great! It's my birthday, and he's giving me MORE work!"

Happy Bee

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'