Beekeeping T-Shirts

"Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."

"How were the first few sips?"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"

"I can say with certainty that we can all look forward to a great summer season."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

You Are Here.

"You've got Hepatitis Bee."

Greenfingers.

"...there's honey all over the walls, a weird buzzing noise 24 hours a day and some weird broad at the end of the hall thinks she's the queen!"

Bumble Bee

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Stinging Bee

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Sick Bee

'I'll say he's busy. He has hundreds of frequent flower miles!'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'I said we should try PLAN B.'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

The End of the Worker Bees

"This might sting a little."

"That buzzing in your ears is perfectly normal."

Bees to a honey pot

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

'Well, it seems we've got someone amongst us who needs to learn about the meaning of corporate identity.'

Happy Bee