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"Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"

Bumble Bee

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

Sick Bee

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Beekeeping 101

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

"I think your new Queen is here."

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

Mother's Day at the Hive

A Worker Bee's Home Life

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'

"My girlfriend has fifty thousand bees. I think she's a keeper."

"Nothing's more relaxing than sitting back and watching my bees do what comes naturally to them."

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

'So, how can you tell the swarm is going to leave?'

Oh, no! Another case of the hives!