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"Those are attorney bees. They represent the killer bees."

"Oh, but it's fine for you to grade papers?"

Bumble Bee

"John, the bees go on the outside."

'I'm not gonna lie to you. . . They all seem geometrically identical to me.'

'But, your Majesty, what's the point of being busy bees if this so-called Beekeeper always steals our honey?'

Worker Bees bring in a union negotiator.

Sick Bee

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Bee keeper repairing his hat.

'Did you notice the beehive next door?'

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Beekeeping 101

'You see the corgis? That tells me there's a queen in the hive.'

"Let's make sure we are all humming from the same sting sheet."

'I wish they'd elope! We simply can't afford to invite all our relatives.'

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Worker Bees and Unemployed Bees

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Jack's first meeting with Melanie's parents, suddenly turned awkward.

Bee keeper taking sick hive to vets.

A Worker Bee's Home Life

"I think your new Queen is here."

"At least TRY to look as busy as a bee!"

"Nothing's more relaxing than sitting back and watching my bees do what comes naturally to them."

'Pest Control Center? I'd like to report mites near my home.'

"You have to admit; those tango lessons have really punched up Larry's waggle dance."

'Hi honey, I'm home!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of bee keeping are the hardest.'

Worker Bee of the Month

The Apis Dance Studio