Urban Art Fan Gifts

Social media is stealing your atten...

Crack Dealer

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wok. Don't Wok.

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

COVID Vaccine

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

The iPad Players

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Thank you for deferring your response.

Warhol Exhibit

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

The Formal Street Artist

Hip hop Santa.

'Hey, I used that model once!'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'Can I have your autograph...?'