Urban Art Fan Prints

Crack Dealer

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Wok. Don't Wok.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Pharaoh Cocoon

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

COVID Vaccine

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

The Formal Street Artist

Warhol Exhibit

"Look, someone tattooed that building!"

Thank you for deferring your response.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Hip hop Santa.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'