Upper-class Satire Appreciators Pillows

'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'

Mikado

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

King Commute.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

Bus of Fools

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."

Cut out and keep your own Butler.

'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'

Dog Days

Two Men Dining.

"This leads to the actual library."

I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.

'Not a bad effort, but pass me my thesaurus, I'll teach you how to make plagiarism less obvious...'

Things and Creatures

"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"

The palms

Stoneage Cricket

Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.

Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman

A flasher reveals he is a monster underneath his clothes.

Mountain Climber with a Butler

Your Prophecy Here!

"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."

'I'm going to refer you to doctor Yomp - he's s short, fat, bald guy too.'

"What a bizarre sensation! I've never gone to Queens before without a cabful of luggage."

"None of this research would have been possible without all the bitter professional vendettas that kept me going . . . "

"A Colombard? But darling, we're the Chardonnay set!"

Carmen Militia

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