"Oh come off it, Aston! The only reason you decided to detest Chris Evert is because no one else does."
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The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.
Lobster a la Riseholme!
Jonathan Swift
'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'
Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal
"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."
"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."
Two Men Dining.
"Welcome to serf orientation. Please find your groups and we'll begin with a trust exercise."
Cut out and keep your own Butler.
'I'm ninety-seven years old and I still have all my own teeth.'
Dog Days
I say if life gives you tapens, make tapenade.
"The Sculleys, the Jensons, the Walkers, Freedy, Joan, Don and the Bowes. Oh, well, Madame de Stael had to start somewhere."
"This leads to the actual library."
'...personally,I just wish he'd dress up in my bra and knickers!'
"Our staff communications protocols demand that we translate this mumbo-jumbo into gobbledygook."
"Science fraud? What do I do that isn't science fraud?"
"You couldn't handle my hot dogs!"
'Oh, James...the ball return on the bowling alley isn't working right.'
Snobs club: Press 1 to speak to a somebody, press 2 to speak to a nobody.
"You know how carried away you can get at these parties, George. The shock collar is for your own good."
Rural Butler Speaking to Town Gentleman
Servant dismissed by master
Mountain Climber with a Butler
'Hey, I'm not asking for a 'handout'. A 'stipend' or 'honorarium' would be just fine.'
'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'
'At least I don't have to live from paycheck-to-paycheck anymore.'
"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."
Gutter Gymnasts.
A lady and gentleman discussing the class divide
"Talk about climate change- my kid just moved back home."
"There's a black hole in this black hole."
George IV and the Adultery Trial of Queen Caroline
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