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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Dave invents the remote belt

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"There's the remote!"

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"I'm sorry, Mr. Burke isn't in right now. He ate some funky yogurt he found in the back of the fridge and he's in the bathroom - how shall I put this - promoting from within."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."