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'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Boy on father's knee

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Company Ink.

Death Takes A Time-Share

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

'You're a rogue, that's why I love you!'

My Life as a Troll

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Rogue Elephant.

2012 earthquake

Angling Competition

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

'I am naturally good at stalking, so it was an easy transition to become a paparazzo...'

"I wonder if Estella likes me. I'm probably too goofy and too car-obsessed."

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Playing golf on a desert island