Unwanted Admirers Prints

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Hombre's Best Friend.

Boy on father's knee

Company Ink.

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Death Takes A Time-Share

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"I think you're supposed to wait until they put it under their pillow..."

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

'Yes, the invisible man does live here, but he can't be seen today.'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

My Life as a Troll

"Any idea where I left my reading glasses?"

'You're a rogue, that's why I love you!'

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

What happens in vagueness stays in vagueness.

"Wait! There's a much bigger delicacy on the other end of this fishing line!"

Rogue Elephant.

I don't care if you are top or bottom, you've got my head spinning upside-down!

Angling Competition

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

2012 earthquake

'Some of these are not birth marks...they're age spots.'

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

"The only item left on our bucket list is "taste cat", but it's unlikely we'll achieve it: cats don't seem to come into the water..."

"Your father's in a good mood. He's declined 3 friend requests this morning."

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Playing golf on a desert island

"I wonder if Estella likes me. I'm probably too goofy and too car-obsessed."