Unusual Hitchhiking Story Appreciator Gifts

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Hot cross buns

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

Newton discovers surrealism

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

The Galaxy's guide to Hitchhikers...Captain Hook.

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"42 is not the answer to everything, Adams!"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Clear Lake.

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

Jesus hitch-hiking with his cross.

New evidence from Curiosity; Martian blood likely to be green.

'Can I borrow your Local Access Directory?'

"I picked up a couple of hitchhikers. You don't mind, do you?"

Douglas Adams

Headless hitch hiker holds sign stating his destination: Sleepy Hollow.

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

What's your question for "Ask Sadie"? Are you voting for Trump or Clinton? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when little Chester Oswald threw my liverwurst sandwich on the ground. The schoolmarm gave me a terrible choice: I could either eat the dirt-covered sandwich, or I could go hungry. So I chose the only thing I could choose ... I switched my sandwich with hers, and when she yakked up her lunch I laughed and laughed. So ... you're saying ... what?

'This is a new one -- he got carpal-tunnel from hitchhiking.'

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'Hurry up with the ransom note, we haven't much time.'

Hitchhiking tourists.

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

"Do you have any idea how funny you were driving?"

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

Karate fighter trying to hitch a ride to karate championships.

The Grim Reaper hitchhiking to Death Valley.

"This is your great uncle Lorenzo. He came to this country not speaking one word of English and with only one penny to his name. And in just 20 years, he was completely broke."

'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'