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"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

'It's a government funded study to find out how many wrongs make a right.'

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

'Sorry...I don't do hugs!'

"I'm feeling generous."

"You think you have it bad? I look like this and I don't know anything about technology."

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."

"Just stop and ask for directions...we are going to miss Rihanna!"

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

"Jewish people go out for Chinese food, but do you ever see Chinese people going out for Jewish food?"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Wealth Inequality

The full male cycle

"I love him, he's that rarity, an architect without horn-rimmed glasses"

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

The Dealt Cards.

Laugh, Live, Love, Loathe

Unreliable Narrator