Unorthodox Follower Mugs

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"I beg to differ."

Tea Party and the US economy

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

Witches of LA

Vegan Cat

Chess bowling.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Theresa May

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

2020 Year of the Rat

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

Watermelon Cult

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"Pay up now or my good friend Boris will be back to have a little chat with you..."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"