Unorthodox Follower Prints

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"I beg to differ."

Tea Party and the US economy

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Monster Tax Service. Tax season is in full swing now. It looks like the zombies had the same income as prior years but King Kong had a big increase. Kong is climbing the corporate ladder while the zombies are stuck in dead-end jobs. The werewolf had some extra income -- must have been moonlighting. The Hulk is taking some credits for going green, and Frankenstein's monster has a big medical expense deduction because of all his surgery. As usual, the Invisible Man has the cleanest return.

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'I think the new convertible is because they're going through a mid-life Pisces.'

Witches of LA

Failed Marketing Concepts: Books on Tope

Vegan Cat

Chess bowling.

'Hey! That's new - paternity leave!'

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Theresa May

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

Watermelon Cult

"There's a man at the door collecting for Jesus...."

They often made fun of Shinjo and his Samurai spoons, but not for long.

Rick Perry Tebows For A Miracle

2020 Year of the Rat

"If you hate Mandy so much, why do you follow her?"

Flies 'n' Maggots tattoo

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"Pay up now or my good friend Boris will be back to have a little chat with you..."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"