Unmotivated Scholar Pillows

"Baldo, how do you explain this grade?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

The Bookworm

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"I figured out how to raise my grades."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

Modern Studying

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Divinity School - Authorized Parsons Only

"I don't want your teacher to think a kid with grades this bad....could possibly have a father who could read or write."

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

I hate group projects

"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."