Frustrated Scholar Pillows

I hate group projects

The New Optimism

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

'But do you realize what this report cart will do to my self-esteem?'

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Hard to believe that school's almost over."

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

A military officer daydreams

"Listen up - today is the first day in the rest of the coronavirus crisis!"

'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'

"Judging by all the hair you've pulled out of your head, I must be hard to teach technology to than I thought."

'If my grades don't improve, I don't know what'll happen. Maybe they'll offer me a buyout.'

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"That laptop was expensive as hell but publishers are still rejecting my stories! I want my money back!"

'It's called 'Frustration'.'

Parents of student:'Shh George is revising!'

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me I've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the Middle Ages is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt with her

"A cable technician will be out between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:00 PM, in the year of 2025. Please push one to confirm the appointment.

The health dept. begins psychological audits...'And last summer at the bank, when the line was moving very slowly, you started shouting. What was that about?'