The Reluctant Scholar Pillows

'I failed history again. I guess those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"I don't know why we try so hard to get the right answers. There isn't even a prize."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"I went to college knowing I wanted to be an astronaut. My parents had only a third-grade education. But they were good teachers. They taught me the importance of hard work...of perseverance...of not being afraid to dream."

A girl climbs a ladder of books

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"What did I learn in school today...I learned I don't like school!"

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

Back to school anchor

"I have to write a book report for school. . . do you have any books with lots of pictures?"

"Enjoy my first day at school? You mean there'll be others?"

I hate group projects

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

Summer Reading

'I'm going, but if school didn't have a 'Kids Get In Free' policy...'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Well they say everyone has a book in them."

'Who cares where Waldo is?'

Man Readig Paper

'I'm not counting the days 'til school's out. I don't do math unless they make me.'

'Don't worry, Mom - I'll do my book report during the next commercial.'