Unlucky Soul Pillows

'I hate my life.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Social distancing

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Don't worry about your job at the office, Sweetie. They declared bankrupty today.'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

'That one's going to be a klutz.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"Only four more weeks before school is out...and then we're free for the time of our lives!"

When you get worried, and you can't sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep...

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"Stop being stubborn and call the plumber!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Sure, I am usually old and wise, but with you my boy, I just love to be silly!'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

"Well, now that you mention it, my philosophy has ALWAYS been to live every day as if it was my last."

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

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Penguins - one is skating.

He'd heard it all before. He was being fired again, because of crummy weather.

"You name it, and he had a donor card for it."

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

"Ah! What a glorious day to be dead!"

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

'You Are Here' sign in desert.

Extrovert/Introvert.

You're 1 of a kind! Happy Valentine's day - Noah