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'You know how they say, no matter how bad you got it, there's always someone worse off? Well I'm that someone.'

Showbiz Awards

"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"

'I don't like to take chances.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'Let's call him lucky!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Guard this with your life. The value of gold has gone way up against the dollar."

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

Women rush to man with 'I heart emotions' t-shirt.

'The question is, do we credit you or your lucky socks with landing the account?'

'Don't knock it. Since I put the candles up, the computer hasn't crashed all term.'

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Do you have anything that smells like wedding bells?'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Horse selling second hand shoes as lucky charms.

Snake Charmer

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

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