University Pundit T-Shirts

Explore humorous and smart t-shirts that speak to the intellect in your university pundit—ideal for casual campus days or proud scholarly statements.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.' mockup

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

from $19.00

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

from $19.00

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle." mockup

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

from $19.00

In the Guru District

from $19.00

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

from $19.00

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

from $19.00

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

from $19.00

CEO du Jour

from $19.00

Difference of Opinion

from $19.00

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights" mockup

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

from $19.00

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!' mockup

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

from $19.00

Where does it all end up?

from $19.00

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?" mockup

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

from $19.00

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.' mockup

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

from $19.00

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

from $19.00

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know." mockup

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

from $19.00

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes' mockup

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

from $19.00

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job." mockup

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

from $19.00

Obama Healthcare.

from $19.00

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction." mockup

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

from $19.00

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait." mockup

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

from $19.00

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

from $19.00

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown." mockup

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

from $19.00

'It's cheaper than gas.'

from $19.00

"Still Undecided Political Blocs" mockup

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

from $19.00

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'. mockup

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

from $19.00

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?" mockup

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

from $19.00

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy." mockup

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

from $19.00

Budget

from $19.00

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!' mockup

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

from $19.00

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal. mockup

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

from $19.00

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....' mockup

'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'

from $19.00

University Pundit T-Shirts Collection

University Pundit Mugs

Looking for mugs that celebrate your university pundit's sharp mind? Discover a range of witty and insightful designs perfect for coffee or tea breaks.

University Pundit Pillows

Find pillows featuring witty quotes and smart graphics, ideal for university pundits to add personality to their cozy spaces.

University Pundit Prints

Decorate their study with prints that inspire and amuse—perfect for university pundits who love a touch of humor with their decor.