University Experience Prints

"Thankfully, college is preparing us for unemployment."

'Four years ago I couldn't even spell party animal.'

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'But I digress...'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Good Luck!

"My homework ate my dog."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

His Master's Thesis.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."