College Experiences Prints

The assistant to the chair begins another busy day.

"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

The Art Student.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

Kardiff.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Jumping cheerleaders

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"