University-bound Explorers T-Shirts

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Projectile painting.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Giant Monster in Bath

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Trust

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Shakespeare Quote

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

The Desert Island Package

Fossil hunting

Sidewalk Ballet

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

Switchback Playground.

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"This is it? No video?"

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

The successful rubbernecker...