College-bound Explorer T-Shirts

"Be afraid to try new things!"

Trust

Rainbow/Horizon

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"I'm doing just fine ??" as long as no one decides to do a background check."

The Spring Break Venus

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"Vince prides himself on his open mind, and you'd be suprised at some of the things that crawl into it."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'Soon he will stop asking where he came from and start telling you where he is going.'

Driver being taught by impatient parent

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

"My mom says I'll behaving a growing spurt, so I'll grow into these clothes soon."

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

'Lost youth, next window down.'

'I flunked my driving exam. How am I going to get into Harvard now?'

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"