University-bound Explorers Mugs

"You've got an unconditional offer from the University of West Lincs."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Projectile painting.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Trust

"City kids."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Shakespeare Quote

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

The Desert Island Package

Sidewalk Ballet

Fossil hunting

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'They've dealyed our IPO so long that we've gone from intending to open a chain of pre-schools to opening a chain of nursing homes.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

The successful rubbernecker...

"This is it? No video?"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Pubertry