Universe Sipper Pillows

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

We'll have Manhattans...

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A very fine vintage

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Corpse Reviver Number 2

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"Wine not?"

Fallen Angel.

'Before we get into the scope, the breadth, the gravity and the cost of this mess...pour yourself a drink...'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'Boozer's Week.'

'Oh alright then, just to the top"

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

Gin-etic Engineering

Scariest Tactics

Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Bach Doubles

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"