Universe's Pickle Aficionado T-Shirts

Is removing the lid fm a jar of pickles easier in zero gravity?

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

"We got the cactus account!"

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

Say it with cacti

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon