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I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"My goal is to have enough money so I can just play pickleball every day."

"And don't get me started about being henpecked. Why do you think I crossed the road in the first place?!"