Universal Tail-waggers Pillows

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

A man and his dog

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Pet Entertainers

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That's just not the real me."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

'You tell me how he does it.'

Fido and Fifi

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'Wag the tails!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'He's barking mad!'

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

Headshot of perky dog.