Universal Tail-waggers Prints

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

A man and his dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"He's already getting attached to you."

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

Pet Entertainers

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"That's just not the real me."

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Fido and Fifi

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

'You tell me how he does it.'

"Someday, my son, that will mean you."

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'Wag the tails!'

Headshot of perky dog.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

"No, I did not sniff you!"

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'