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'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

How to feel confident in love & war

Mixed Nuts

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Can I start you all off with my cheesy alimony saga?"

"This is a good start! You both agree that the marriage needs some new spark!"

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

"Have you given your daughter the 'Why Buy The Cow When You Can Get The Milk For Free' speech?"

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

"I picked him up cheap on eBay."

"You mean the rumours she dated a Flamingo are true?"

I was expecting something else when you said nuptial agreement!

"I dumped my stable companion, he was seeing another pony!"

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"And he's caring and honest and gentle..." "I'd do her."

'And I thought I was leaving you.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Open marriage? All right, open marriage it is!"

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

"I should let you know, you accidentally forwarded THAT mail to me."

'Dr Phil sez, if I'm gittin' the milk for free, I should do the right thing and marry her!'