Unique Personalities Fan Gifts

Mixed Nuts

My Spam Sketchbook

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Where's my horse?'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise

"Of course I'm being 'catty'."

She was always an introvert.

Mushrooms of New York

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'Sid slithers to a different drummer.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'These upcoming negotiations are going to be rough Jekyll, son you better send Hyde.'

Failed business ventures.

The coolest thing you can do is be yourself

'We don't hire individuals here, Mr. Hovey.'

"Always standing out from the crowd."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Doctor Jekyll as a child.

'I wouldn't be surprised if he blows his brains out.'

"Sweet? I thought you wanted someone with edge."

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."

I gotta be me! Who doesn't it?

'You have a dual-personality, sir, and I think we can use both of them.'

'Well, my Cecil always loved to think 'out-the-box'.'

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

Ernie's an optimist-paranoid. He thinks everybody is out to get him something nice.

Wasp appreciation society

Woman dancing on a grave - 'We all express our grief in different ways...'

Can you spot the non-traditional student?