Unique Host T-Shirts

Christmas Party Hoover

'I sent out for everything.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Dinner at the Trapdoors

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Canape?

Horn of Leftovers

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

Join me for dinner?

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."