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'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Eternal Student.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The DaVinci Code

Edgar Allen Poe

The Bookworm

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Thomas Mann.

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Honoré de Balzac

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Blue Stockings

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

No-Work Orange

Jean-Paul Sartre

Television Readers.