Unionization Pillows

"We need a union!'

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Time Out For Teddy

Jack in the box on strike.

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Wildcats Strike.

Someday

Labor Day '19

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Labor-Management Non-Relations

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The struggle for a decent payment.

"What should I say this is about?"

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

Workers' Rights

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

"Goes to show ou can't please all of the people all of the time!"

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

'We're vegetarians now because the prey animals have formed a union.'

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Elves' Union Presents Demands To Santa Claus