Union Movement Pillows

'The Wisconsin government broke a promise it made to labor.'

"If you belonged to a union, you'd have Christmas off."

"If they freeze our wages we wouldn't be able to buy anything until it thawed out."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Jack in the box on strike.

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Of course I believe in unions - Where do you think we doctors would be without the A.M.A.?"

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Labor Day '19

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

Wildcats Strike.

"I found the perfect job! You don't do any work, stay at home, make funny videos, and you get full salary and benefits!!"

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I solved the union problem. I made everyone management!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Between you and me he's not the easiest man in the world to work for."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

America's Biggest Export...

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

The struggle for a decent payment.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers