Union Organizer Pillows

'I see a labor union dispute coming.'

'We use intelligent robots, but not to intelligent because they'd want a union.'

"Sorry, I'm wrong. This isn't sales it's union membership."

Why Santa's elves never get around to forming a labor union.

'Watch out or they'll shove higher wages and better life down your throat!'

"Why do you always get the biggest sign?"

"I remember we used to talk in the staff room about Unions, and what the point of membership was..."

Right to Work (In a union busting corporate environment).

'Your Majesty, your Majesty: The workers are discussing the possibility of forming a Trade Union!'

'We could have stopped her from taking our mine, if we'd been union miners!'

Sheep in huddle against wolf

The struggle for a decent payment.

'You can't vote to unionize- you're associates, not employees!'

'If we want equal pay for equal work, we will need to unionize!'

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

College Player Union

The Thinker: 'Think union!'

'It's work, work, work, seven days a week. Want to start a union?'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"Wow, is it Christmas already?"

How to keep sharks at bay: UNION.

"We need a union!'

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

Solidarity pays. Get the picture?

"The boss threw us a bone. We're responding by throwing him a union application."

"We should form a union."

"Here. We've decided $15 is enough to keep you from overthrowing us."

"If Walter Reuther had his way, there'd be a guaranteed annual everything!"

"Can you even imagine where women would be without the trade union movement...."

Labor Allies Come Lately

Start a union. What? I'm begging you. Unionize. Organize, make demands, picket, oh, yes, definitely picket. Then I'll crush you. I'll vaporize your union! Oh, Amazon, you've got me enthralled. Oh, Amazon, you've got him enthralled.

So you won't unionize unless I agree beforehand to give you a raise? Fair's fair. I'll let you play out your fantasy of being a union buster during a period in which the American public has turned against organized labor. You can humiliate me by refusing my demands and publicly haranguing me. In exchange, you secretly agree to a 50-cent an hour pay hike. 25 cents and you publicly apologize for the collapse of America. 30 cents and I don't clean he bathroom after the monkeys use it.

What do we want: Fair wages! When do we want them: Now! What're you doing? Unionizing. I have rights. Oh, be still my heart. You? Really? I'm so impressed. You really are my nephew. You really are a brave, thoughtful, right-minded soul, not some mindless materialistic neophyte. What do we want: A little respect! But your breath is stinky.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Jenkins is trying to unionize again."